« Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility. »
Ambrose Bierce
The brain is a wonderful organ
« The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn’t stop until you get to the office. »
Robert Frost
Do you think your job is terribly important?
« The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important. »
Milo Bloom
Vocational error
« A good rule of thumb is if you’ve made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you’ve made a serious vocational error. »
Dennis Miller
Hard work
« The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you’re on the job. »
Slappy White
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