“Corporation: An ingenious device for obtaining profit without individual responsibility.”
Ambrose Bierce
The brain is a wonderful organ
“The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working when you get up in the morning, and doesn’t stop until you get to the office.”
Robert Frost
Do you think your job is terribly important?
“The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important.”
Milo Bloom
Vocational error
“A good rule of thumb is if you’ve made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you’ve made a serious vocational error.”
Dennis Miller
Hard work
“The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you’re on the job.”
Slappy White
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