by Wall Street Job Report
A man we’ll call Robert has a profile on the employment website Monster.com, and earlier today he received a message from a recruiter about a job in “beautiful Northwest Arkansas.”
Robert’s Monster.com profile clearly states that he is only interested in jobs in the Columbus, Ohio, area.
“I’m not sure where you are in your job search currently, but knowing your skillset I thought you would be interested in hearing about this challenging position,” the recruiter wrote. This set off a wonderful, completely out-of-line exchange, detailed for your enjoyment below.
…You will be Located at the global HQ, in beautiful Northwest Arkansas, home to about 450,000 people. Enjoy all the amenities of a metro-area, with the feel of a laid-back college town. Live near the gorgeous Ozark Mountains, you’ll have 4 seasons, beautiful lakes, streams, Direct Jet Service to every major city in the country, No crime, great schools and fantastic low cost of living!!!
Thank you,
Joe GoddardSent: Thursday, April 12, 2012 3:18 PM
To: [Joe Goddard]
Subject: Re: .Net Programmer/Developer career Opp – fortune 500!!!Since you got my resume off of Monster, I’m sure you saw in my profile that I’m only interested in jobs in Columbus, Ohio, because you surely check these things before firing off e-mails.
On Thu, Apr 12, 2012 at 4:24 PM, Joe Goddard wrote:
A lot of people are open to other options, outside of what they put on Monster. Now I know why you’re looking for a job – because you’re a smartass LOL, you dick.
From: [Robert]
Sent: Thursday, April 12, 2012 3:26 PM
To: Joe Goddard
Subject: Re: .Net Programmer/Developer career Opp – fortune 500!!!And I know why you’re shotgunning jobs – you’re an unprofessional hack.
On Thu, Apr 12, 2012 at 4:26 PM, Joe Goddard wrote:
Maybe, but I’ll make 250k this year, while you’re unemployed lol
From: [Robert]
Sent: Thursday, April 12, 2012 3:29 PM
To: Joe Goddard
Subject: Re: .Net Programmer/Developer career Opp – fortune 500!!!Actually, I’m not. But then again, to know that, you would have to read my resume. Something real recruiters do, by the way.
You’re quite amusing, really.
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