• “Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.”

Demetri Martin 

Demetri Martin (born May 25, 1973) is an American comedian, actor, artist, musician, writer and humorist. Martin is best known for his work as a stand-up comedian, contributor on The Daily Show and for his Comedy Central show Important Things with Demetri Martin.