The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.
Stanley J. Randall
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Stanley John “Stan” Randall (February 1, 1908 – December 13, 1989) was an Ontario businessman and political figure. He represented Don Mills in the Legislative Assembly of Ontario as a Progressive Conservative member. |
Associate with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation; for it is better to be alone than in bad company.
George Washington
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George Washington (February 22, 1732 – December 14, 1799), was one of the Founding Fathers of the United States, serving as the commander-in-chief of the Continental Army during the American Revolutionary War and later as the new republic’s first President. He also presided over the convention that drafted the Constitution. Washington, D.C., the capital of the United States, is named for him, as is the State of Washington on the nation’s Pacific Coast. |
If you go to a costume party at your boss’s house, wouldn’t you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss’s wife? Trust me, it’s not.
Jack Handy
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Jack Handey (born 25 February 1949) is an American humorist. He is best known for his Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey, a large body of surrealistic one-liner jokes, as well as his “Fuzzy Memories” and “My Big Thick Novel” shorts. Although many people assume otherwise,[1][2] Handey is a real person, not a pen name or character. |
A good boss makes his men realize they have more ability than they think they have so that they consistently do better work than they thought they could
Charles Erwin Wilson
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Charles Erwin Wilson (July 18, 1890 – September 26, 1961), American businessman and politician, was United States Secretary of Defense from 1953 to 1957 under President Eisenhower. Known as “Engine Charlie”, he previously worked as CEO for General Motors. In the wake of the Korean War, he cut the defense budget significantly. |
I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence, i can reach for; perfection is God’s business.”
Michael J. Fox
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Michael J. Fox, OC (born Michael Andrew Fox; June 9, 1961) is a Canadian American actor, author, producer, activist and voice-over artist. With a film and television career spanning from the late 1970s, Fox’s roles have included Marty McFly from the Back to the Future trilogy (1985–1990); Alex P. Keaton from Family Ties (1982–1989) for which he won three Emmy Awards and a Golden Globe Award; Mike Flaherty from Spin City (1996–2000), for which he won an Emmy, three Golden Globes, and two Screen Actors Guild Awards; and Private Max Eriksson in the Brian DePalma film Casualties of War. |