“I’m trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.”
Jim Loy
Weekends like rainbows
“Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.”
John Shirley
John Shirley is an American fantasist, author of noir fiction, and science-fiction writer. Shirley is a prolific writer of novels and short stories, TV scripts and screenplays who has published over 30 books and 10 collections
Employee of the month
- “Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.”
Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin (born May 25, 1973) is an American comedian, actor, artist, musician, writer and humorist. Martin is best known for his work as a stand-up comedian, contributor on The Daily Show and for his Comedy Central show Important Things with Demetri Martin.
You may be the world
“To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.”
Brandi Snyder
